Losers

You bought the stupid token.

8,308 wallets lost money trading LAPTOP on Base. Now we are giving you a second chance. It is already in the wallet.

Check your wallet How it works

Paste the address. Nothing is signed. Nothing is sent. If you bought the stupid token, the second chance lands when we send it.

Paste the address. Nothing is signed. Nothing is sent. If you bought the stupid one, the second chance is already sitting there.

8,308wallets on the list
2,365,356.333080total realized loss, USDC
29.84median realized loss, USDC
51,097,750snapshot block, Base
The Losers wordmark: a cartoon hand throwing an L next to heavy uppercase lettering, black on mustard yellow.
8,308 wallets ate it on LAPTOP. Congrats. You are one of us now.
You bought a laptop token. On purpose. We sent you Losers about it. Their 2% is still waiting on an exchange. Ours is already in your wallet. You lost money on a cartoon laptop. We made a token for that exact hobby. Sorry for your loss. Also, you clicked buy. Both can be true. Median loss: 29.84 USDC. That is a dinner. You are still on the list. You did not get bailed out. You got a parody token. Check the wallet. You blinked twice on LAPTOP. We sent $LOSERS. That is the whole bit.

You were dumb enough to buy that stupid token. Now we are giving you a second chance.

01 / the bit

The joke, in three lines

1

Their thread set aside 2% of their supply for people who lost money on a different token, to be handed out “on participating exchanges” whose partners “are responsible for defining specific eligibility criteria”. No exchange. No criteria. No date. Cute.

2

You bought theirs. Ours is already in 8,308 wallets that lost money on it. On-chain. The list and the rule are on this page.

3

That is the whole joke. You were dumb enough to buy that stupid token. Now we are giving you a second chance.

Paste the address. If you bought the stupid one, we already found you.

02 / read-only

Check your wallet

The site never connects a wallet. The site never asks for a signature. The site never sends a transaction. Paste an address; we look it up in the published ledger. If you bought the stupid token, we already know.

We look it up in the published list. Nothing is signed or sent. If you are on the list, the second chance is already in the wallet.

Lost a little. Lost a dinner. Lost a paycheck. Lost a car. Lost a house.

03 / the ledger

The loss leaderboard

Every wallet that realized a loss trading LAPTOP on Base, at block 51,097,750 (2026-09-09 16:14:07 ET). Address prefixes only. Source: the published ledger, sha256 a87f4a3baa04d5e861f227777ca35ba449793a066564550c0a2a902e1fd43872. Losses are measured in USDC terms at the snapshot, first-in first-out. You clicked buy. The chain kept the receipt.

8,308 wallets. Total realized loss: 2,365,356.333080 USDC. Median realized loss: 29.84 USDC. That is a lot of people buying a laptop token.

Loss brackets, five live bands
VoiceBandWallets
Lost a little0–10 USDC2,567
Lost a dinner10–100 USDC3,456
Lost a paycheck100–1,000 USDC1,915
Lost a car1,000–10,000 USDC341
Lost a house10,000–100,000 USDC29

The ten largest realized losses, address prefixes only. If one of these is you, you really bought the stupid token. Check the wallet. The second chance is already there.

Largest realized losses, prefixes only
RankPrefix Realized loss (USDC)Bracket
1 0xC6E901…Participation trophy 88,752.289639 Lost a house
20x53A640…62,457.320431Lost a house
30x627288…61,816.429453Lost a house
40xeD1a09…56,677.097810Lost a house
50x163A6C…30,006.958097Lost a house
60x22D057…28,193.657264Lost a house
70x852DdD…26,241.138847Lost a house
80x2A324A…25,408.101796Lost a house
90x5fE52b…25,146.554166Lost a house
100x1E8eDb…24,580.045123Lost a house
Prefixes only. Full addresses live in the published ledger, not on this page. We roast the trade, not the face.

Footnote for the people who check: the ledger is public and the whole thing is reproducible. Pull every LAPTOP swap on Base up to block 51,097,750, run first-in first-out in USDC terms, apply the published exclusions, hash the file, and you should land on the same sha256. If you get a different one, say so.

No claim. No form. No window. You already hold the participation trophy.

04 / supply

Where the supply sits

  • 30% — airdropped to the 8,308 losers on the list. Free. No claim.
  • 45% — the single-sided pool, locked for one year.
  • 20% — the Losers Fund, for the next crowd that buys the next stupid token.
  • 5% — treasury reserve.

Supply: 1,000,000,000 $LOSERS. Fixed supply, no minting.

You bought a laptop token. The new wave of losers now has a home page.

05 / the story

The story

You were dumb enough to buy that stupid token. We made a token for people who did that. This is the second chance. It is already in the wallet.

On 2026-09-09 a token called LAPTOP launched on Base. Wallets traded it. A lot of them lost money. We pulled every LAPTOP swap on Base, worked out each wallet’s realized loss in USDC at a pinned block, and published the list. If you are on it, you clicked buy.

The snapshot is block 51,097,750, 2026-09-09 16:14:07 ET. 8,308 wallets. Total realized loss: 2,365,356.333080 USDC. Median: 29.84 USDC. Ledger sha256 a87f4a3baa04d5e861f227777ca35ba449793a066564550c0a2a902e1fd43872.

Then we sent those wallets a new parody token called Losers. No form. No button. No window. You already hold it. That is the second chance. You do not have to ask for it.

You bought theirs. We already found you.

Their thread set aside 2% for people who lost money on a different token, “on participating exchanges”, with partners “responsible for defining specific eligibility criteria”. No exchange, no criteria, no date. Ours is in the wallets. You bought theirs. We already found you. That is the whole joke.

Liquidity is one Uniswap v4 pool on Base, seeded with tokens only. The starting price is a floor unless someone adds liquidity below it. The pool grows when people buy. One liquidity position is ours and locked. The lock proof is public: pool id, position NFT id, custodian, end date, evidence. Not a badge. {LOCK_PROOF_URL}

The treasury holds a disclosed share of supply. Holders have no right to the treasury, its fees, or anything it does. The team holds a stake at genesis and may buy or sell at any time. No promises.

Losers promises nothing. You bought the stupid one. Sorry for your loss.

What this page is not: a claim. A pitch. A promise. A story about a person. The joke is you bought it, and now you hold this.

The Losers mascot: a hooded figure holding an L to their forehead, carrying a cracked laptop with a red line falling off the chart.
The whole product roadmap, drawn once.

Nothing promised. Nothing claimed. Second chance already sitting there.

06 / the fund

The Losers Fund

20 percent of supply sits in the Losers Fund. It has its own labelled wallet, published on this page, so you can watch it instead of taking anyone’s word for it. Somebody, somewhere, is already buying the next stupid token. Probably you again.

  • One exitThe fund leaves the wallet one way only: an airdrop to a published loss ledger, when the next coin collapses.
  • Published firstEach drop is announced here first, with its ledger, its rule and its date. If you read it somewhere else first, it is not us.
  • Never sellsThe fund never sells.
  • No promisesNobody promises a drop, a date, a size, or any value. It is a wallet with a label on it, not a plan for your money.

Fund wallet: {LOSERS_FUND_WALLET}

Lookalike sites will exist. If the URL is not {DOMAIN}, you lose twice.

07 / the pool

There is no pool yet

How to buy (if you want to)

There is no pool yet. There is no contract address on this page. Official site {DOMAIN}. Official X {X_HANDLE}. You already bought one token. Wait for this one.

You do not have to. If you already lost money on LAPTOP and you are on the list, you already hold Losers. That was the second chance. If you still want the pool, here is the only official path.

  1. Open the official pool from this page only: {POOL_URL}
  2. Confirm the token address matches {CONTRACT_ADDRESS} on the explorer: {BASESCAN_URL}
  3. Confirm you are on Base. You already missed this once. Check.
  4. Swap. A fixed fee of 1% on every trade goes to the locked LP position. Base gas goes to the network. Nothing else to us.
  5. That is it. Nobody asked you to.

The pool: one Uniswap v4 pool on Base, LOSERS against USDC, 1% fee. Seeded with 450,000,000 LOSERS (45% of supply) and zero USDC, so the starting price is a floor unless someone else adds liquidity below it. The pool grows from buyers. Our LP position is locked for one year. Proof: {LOCK_PROOF_URL}

Screener: {DEXSCREENER_URL}

This pool is on Base. You already missed a chain check once.

We never DM. We never ask for a seed. Scammers love a happy loser. Leave.

Nobody from this project will DM you a contract

If the URL is not {DOMAIN}, leave. The only official X is {X_HANDLE}. Nobody from this project will DM you a contract. You lose twice.

We will never DM you a link. The only official site is {DOMAIN}. The only official X is {X_HANDLE}. Lookalike pages will exist. You already clicked a buy button once. Check the address on the explorer before you sign anything. If a page asks you to connect in order to receive tokens, it is not this site. You lose twice.

We never DM. We never ask for a seed phrase. The token is not public yet. Wait for the stamp. Official contract {CONTRACT_ADDRESS}. Anything else is not us. You lose twice.
08 / questions

FAQ

What is this?

You bought the stupid LAPTOP token. We sent you a new parody token about it. Losers ($LOSERS), to 8,308 wallets that realized a loss trading LAPTOP on Base. It is already in those wallets. It promises nothing. Second chance: already sitting there.

Is there a claim?

No. You already hold it. There is no button, no window, and nothing to sign on this site. Paste the address to look it up. You were dumb enough to buy that one. You do not have to click anything for this one.

Who is on the list?

Every wallet with a realized loss trading LAPTOP on Base at block 51,097,750 (2026-09-09 16:14:07 ET), except wallets excluded by rule. 8,308 wallets. That is everyone who bought the stupid token and closed the trade red. The list and the rule are published with a hash.

How was the list made?

Every LAPTOP swap on Base since launch was pulled from the chain. Each wallet’s realized loss was computed in USDC terms at the snapshot block using first-in, first-out accounting. The deployer, liquidity pools, routers and aggregators, wash trades, unknown contracts and unknown delegates, and sanctioned addresses were excluded. The result is the published ledger. sha256 a87f4a3baa04d5e861f227777ca35ba449793a066564550c0a2a902e1fd43872. The chain remembered the click. We just published it.

Why is my wallet not on the list?

Either it did not realize a loss on Base before the snapshot (holding without selling is not a realized loss), it traded on another chain or after the snapshot, or it is excluded by rule. The snapshot block is fixed and does not move. If you are not on it, congratulations, honestly.

Am I getting my money back?

No. Nobody is giving anyone money. You bought a laptop token. This is a free airdrop of a new token that promises nothing. If that is not funny to you, you already have the tokens and you can ignore them. Second chance is not a bailout. It is a stamp.

What does it cost?

Nothing on this site. Lookup does not send a transaction. If you use the pool, a fixed fee of 1% on every trade goes to the locked LP position, and Base gas goes to the network. If any page asks you for tokens, an approval, or a payment to “unlock” anything, it is a scam. You already paid LAPTOP once. Do not pay a lookalike.

Is this connected to the LAPTOP token or the people who launched it?

No. We are not affiliated with the LAPTOP token, its issuer, or anyone who launched it. Their thread said 2% of their supply was reserved for people who lost money on a different token, to be distributed on participating exchanges; we have nothing to do with that, and nothing here is about it beyond the joke. You bought theirs. We sent you ours. That is the bit.

What is the treasury and what does it get?

The treasury holds [TREASURY_PCT]% of supply. Holders have no right to the treasury or its fees. Nobody promises buybacks, yield, or anything else. It is disclosed so that nobody has to guess. Treasury: {TREASURY_SAFE}

How does the pool work?

One Uniswap v4 pool on Base, seeded with tokens only. The starting price is a floor unless someone adds liquidity below it. The pool grows from buyers. Our LP position is locked. A fixed fee of 1% on every trade goes to that position. Proof: {LOCK_PROOF_URL}. Official pool: {POOL_URL}

Who is behind this?

[TEAM_LINE] The team holds a stake at genesis and may buy or sell at any time. No promises. Nobody involved promotes its value or promises to do anything for it.

Taxes?

Receiving, holding, or selling may count as a taxable event where you live. This is not tax advice. Ask someone who is allowed to give it.